why do back up dancers have to do stupid dances just to sing their songs. i think they might sound better if they weren't so damn winded.
why do celebrities complain about being famous? if you didn't want your stuff on blast, don't put youreslf out there. that's why i'm not famous... people know too much about me.
why does david hasselhoff still try to be cool? you're on a beach in your latest commercial but its for cumby's dude.. not baywatch farms.
how is it i can be best facebook friends with someone, but will do ANYTHING to avoid a real life conversation with him/her (mostly hers)? i hope someone agrees with me
if i had to be an animal, i think i'd be a moose so I could have a salt lick and then teach the other meese to not walk in the road.. or at least how to look both ways.... i know that's nota question but it came into my head as I was typing.
why does Adele's "someone like you" make me cry, EVERY. SINGLE. DAMN. TIME. bahh!
why can't Miss Maine ever make it past top 16. argh.
so i'm obviously watching the Miss USA pageant and they keep saying how they love a woman with confidence... if THAT'S the case.. come judge me after a 12 pack. you'll be crownin me for sure!
as i was typing this the commentator said "I love the way she opened her slit and rode it all the way down" I'm sorry but I though this was a family show?
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