Nothing says good morning like an ass in your face.
The day started out normally, no issues to be spoken of except my head full of daggers feeling headache. I decided not to focus on that however, in order to get through what was sure to be a hellish day at the office. I got my folders, pens, water and set myself up for the day.
Now, I’ve seen some things in my time here. I’ve been assaulted by a grown man, I’ve seen a man come in and try to sell stolen radios. I’ve seen a lady wearing nylons...as pants, but today really takes the cake. I called her into my room.. she stands up from the desk where she’d made herself comfortable and as we reached eye level her pants met floor level. Boom. There goes the dynamite. Now. If that wasn’t bad enough… and I know some might think that was bad enough.. she bent over to pick them up.. “I’m glad she was wearing underwear” Is what I would have said, IF SHE HAD BEEN WEARING ANY AT ALL!! Not only did she break me off a piece of her kit kat, she showed me her blow hole. If this story isn’t sad enough let me also mention she was wearing a see through white tank top that only covered her mid section.. and by mid section I mean the flubber like human flesh that infested her body between her neck and thighs. When she bent over to pick up her pants, she dropped her boobs out. When she used one hand to keep the pants steady and the other to pull her tank top.. her belly button pulled through. It’s only 10:30 and I was having a hard enough time stomaching food as it is.. but now I will never be hungry again.
If we were in Florida I’d gladly give my eyes to Zombies for what they have seen today will forever be burned into my memory.
The day started out normally, no issues to be spoken of except my head full of daggers feeling headache. I decided not to focus on that however, in order to get through what was sure to be a hellish day at the office. I got my folders, pens, water and set myself up for the day.
Now, I’ve seen some things in my time here. I’ve been assaulted by a grown man, I’ve seen a man come in and try to sell stolen radios. I’ve seen a lady wearing nylons...as pants, but today really takes the cake. I called her into my room.. she stands up from the desk where she’d made herself comfortable and as we reached eye level her pants met floor level. Boom. There goes the dynamite. Now. If that wasn’t bad enough… and I know some might think that was bad enough.. she bent over to pick them up.. “I’m glad she was wearing underwear” Is what I would have said, IF SHE HAD BEEN WEARING ANY AT ALL!! Not only did she break me off a piece of her kit kat, she showed me her blow hole. If this story isn’t sad enough let me also mention she was wearing a see through white tank top that only covered her mid section.. and by mid section I mean the flubber like human flesh that infested her body between her neck and thighs. When she bent over to pick up her pants, she dropped her boobs out. When she used one hand to keep the pants steady and the other to pull her tank top.. her belly button pulled through. It’s only 10:30 and I was having a hard enough time stomaching food as it is.. but now I will never be hungry again.
If we were in Florida I’d gladly give my eyes to Zombies for what they have seen today will forever be burned into my memory.
