I've realized a couple other things about becoming an adult in this doomed world, I wouldn't have thought of in such a way just 5 years ago.
*Getting Paid-- no longer means you have money, it really only means not EVERY check you wrote last week will bounce.
*Getting Laid-- not nearly as important as it was. Now, I'd rather get that extra five minutes of sleep I don't have to pretend I have a headache or my period to actually get.
*Getting Up-- simply means, getting out of bed now and it's usually much earlier than noon.
*Getting Around-- is more of a concern now because I'm actually referring to my car.
*Getting Turned On-- this is a shout out to my electricity after *getting paid takes place and not to what happens after one too many Allen's coffee brandy's.
*Baby Phat vs Fat Jeans-- I only fit into one of those now.
*DMX- Still the greatest thing to ever grace my dreams.
*Dates-- actually are a food, not just something you go on to get some (some food, sickos)
*Wine- is still adult grape juice.
*Drinking too much- is no longer a one night stand. It is a long drawn out painfully hungover couple days of recovery and my old ass can't hang.
*Bones- you dont need a flu for them to hurt- just sit in a swivel chair for 8 hours a day.
*Glasses- aren't just to finish up "my look" it's necessary so I won't run over children in the street (even if they take too long to cross it)
*Hot Flashes- aren't a result of a change in room temperature... its my actual body's way of being a jerk. and instilling the ungodly fear of menopause in me.
I can't type anymore, sitting indian style makes my hips hurt and i get stuck.
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