So I woke up today and decided “I’m going to put some effort into my look today” and grabbed a high waisted red skirt detailed with white roses. There’s some teule on the inside to make it puffy around when I stand. I paired with red high heels and a red sleeveless shirt. I’m feeling pretty confident today, not gonna lie. I grabbed my red purse (sounds like a lot of one color but trust me, I look fabulous) and headed to the office.
I walked in and right away the ladies were telling me how much they loved the outfit…then I was approached and this is how the conversation went.
“oh nichole, your outfit is so friggin cute, I wish I could wear that.”
“oh, thank you. I tried today! Haha”
“well it worked. How did you make it so big?”
“make what big? The skirt? Oh there’s some stuff in their to make it poofy but im pretty sure my butt helps”
“no, no. the back of it. It’s friggin big back there”
“yeah I think that’s just my butt”
“no. it’s too big to be just your butt”
then I placed my hand on my own ass and showed her… ain’t no poofin from the skirt.. this ass was tailored just for me!
as a result, i just ran three miles downtown... in my blackest of black spanx sweatsuit.. only thing left "white" on me was my street smarts.
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