put the ass in class, not the rash in trash.

"when i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack and when i leave for the night i ain't comin back...." hint: if your favorite lyrics are written by a female who writes her name with a dollar sign and dresses in trashbags... your opinion can never be considered valid as you too, are a disgrace to vagina population. monologue THAT!

I dont understand girls and their facebooks. We post EVERYTHING on there, only to be really pissed off when someone else makes a comment about it.  what did you expect other users or 'friends' to do, pretend you're not there.  you'd get mad if they hid you or deleted you.. so if you don't like the attention, keep it to yourself....or tell a chatty cathy and she'll let everyone else know behind your backn and pull the  'but dont say anything' the whole conversation so you wont know we know.. win/win, hooker!

which brings me to next rant.

this is on my hate list, but also my love list ( and i only love it because it gives me something to hate)... when girls will post pictures of quotes about 'i'm a real woman, if you can't handle me at my worst, you dont deserve me at my best.." WELL let's break it down.. you could be a phenomenal female with so many wonderful qualities but if youre in PMS mode 24/7 and the only time you're bearable is when you're in a coma because we spiked your bartles and jaymes with melatonin, you're probably not being dumped because the man's not strong enough, you're alone because the men..dont like that shit. cut it out.

you can't actually believe posting a picture of marilyn monroe quoting how young and free we should be, is going to validate you or persuade anyone who might've thought differently before. It actually perpetuates others hate.. Posting a picture of something nice on a social network doesn't take away from the fact you wore a half a mini skirt to the bar (and getting into one in the Old Port with a dress code, doesnt mean you look classy FYI) and had your photo smeared all over their webpage doing shots with randoms and getting carried out by the bouncers. stop kidding yourself. if you act like a trashbag, you'll get thrown out like trash does.

  I'm more likely to give a high five and pat on the ass to the chick that puts herself out there, as she actually is.  for instance, i'd like to see a status that says "i woke up this morning after having an awful dream that my boyfriend cheated on me, i knew it wasn't real but i was mad at him all day anyway. i am being irrational but i dont care, i';m gonna make him pay because i need to blame somebody" Pretty sure that'd get alot more likes because the rest of us would be thinking "phew, someone else does it too"

  Or... "Instead of going out to sushi with my best friend today i have to do laundry becaues for the last two weeks i've come home from work and felt sorry for myself and ate ice cream while i watched rock center with the sound off, because brian williams looks good despite what he's actually saying. who needs to be heard when you can rock that tie, so hard?!!"

i know i'd be the first to comment "PREACH IT!!"

brian williams is sexy. i dont care who knows it.  but if he were to get in a fight with anderson cooper, my whole world would shatter.

but i digress....